I just been swipin’ for EDD / Go to the bank, get a stack at least

A Los Angeles rapper, facing charges of defrauding California's Employment Development Department (EDD) of nearly $1M during lockdown, was busted for self-snitching. The video for “EDD” probably/definitely didn't help.

From L.A. Taco:

The video shows him filing claims online, walking up to his mailbox to receive loaded debit cards, and throwing cash around as he and another rapper named Fat Wizza brag about their “swagger for EDD,” “getting rich off EDD,” heading “to the bank with a stack of these,” and “shout(ing) out to Donald Trump,” who we could ostensibly see pardoning Bizzle some day for that very shout-out.

Considering the first self-evident rule of committing any crime is NOT to draw attention to it, and the second should probably be “don’t taunt the Feds” in a rabidly viewed video format, it’s all pretty safe to say that Nuke Bizzle is the #1 contender for dumbest rapper, alive, dead, or badly tattooed.

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