{"id":19354,"date":"2019-03-23T12:37:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-23T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/2019\/03\/23\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow\/"},"modified":"2019-03-23T12:37:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-23T12:37:00","slug":"opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinion: How America&#039;s Pastime Became So Slow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;font-size:16px\">By  <a class=\"colorbox\" href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2019\/03\/23\/706067052\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=sports\">Scott Simon<\/a><\/span>  <\/p>\n<div class=\"ftpimagefix\" style=\"float:left\"><a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2019\/03\/23\/706067052\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=sports\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2019\/03\/22\/ap_19078817211741_wide-df575798e709adbd2e762b54a5cf1d72cacf3fd7-s1100-c15.jpg\" alt><\/p>\n<div>\n            <a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2019\/03\/22\/ap_19078817211741_wide-df575798e709adbd2e762b54a5cf1d72cacf3fd7-s1200.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n            <a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2019\/03\/22\/ap_19078817211741_wide-df575798e709adbd2e762b54a5cf1d72cacf3fd7-s1200.jpg\">Enlarge this image<\/a>\n        <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>\n                Chicago Cubs&#8217; Kris Bryant, right, is hit by a pitch as Seattle Mariners catcher Austin Nola looks on at a spring training baseball game on Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>                <b><\/p>\n<p>                    Elaine Thompson\/AP<\/p>\n<p>                <\/b><br \/>\n                <b><b>hide caption<\/b><\/b>\n            <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>            <b><b>toggle caption<\/b><\/b>\n    <\/div>\n<p>    <span><\/p>\n<p>        Elaine Thompson\/AP<\/p>\n<p>    <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And amidst all this urgent news, the 2019 Major League Baseball season also began this week. Organized baseball worries that the game once considered America&#8217;s pastime has become slooowww, old, and tedious.<\/p>\n<p>In 1948 \u2014 when Joe DiMaggio, Ted Williams and Jackie Robinson were on the field \u2014 an average 9-inning game lasted 2 hours and 15 minutes. Today, it takes more than 3 hours. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just more commercials and on-field promotions. It&#8217;s increased analytics. The data that tell managers a certain player might stand a .001 percentage better chance of getting a hit off a certain pitcher, or the reverse, causes managers to stop the game, go to the mound, pull pitchers, pinch-hit for batters, and move players around like Legos.<\/p>\n<p>A 12-year-old who starts to watch a game at 7:10 on a school night might grow a beard before the game is over. Games seem to last longer than the Mueller investigation. The average age of a Major League Baseball television fan has become as old as George Clooney.<\/p>\n<p>And analytics may have made the game more tame. Fewer players try to steal bases these days. It&#8217;s a high-risk play, with a low success rate, in an era when players are paid more just to stand and clobber the ball.<\/p>\n<aside>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>This season, Major League Baseball will reduce the time between innings from two minutes and five seconds to &#8230; two minutes. This will trim 40 seconds off a 3-hour game, which is like boasting that a new production of Wagner&#8217;s <em>Ring Cycle<\/em> is just 14 hours and 58 minutes, instead of 15 hours long. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to offer a few more proposals to speed and enliven the game many of us love, often because of its unhurried pace and multifarious strategies:<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t bother with actual pitches and hits. They take time and are hard to predict. Have the pitcher point to his stats on a screen, the batter point to his, then each touch a button on a home screen and have algorithms flash the results. Single! Walk! It&#8217;s outta here! <\/p>\n<p>Bury gold bricks under each base. Incentivize the play! A potential payoff might encourage more base stealing. <\/p>\n<p>Make managers remove one item of clothing each time the opposing team scores a run. That&#8217;ll keep managers in the dugout. <\/p>\n<p>And to really speed up the game, put in antelopes as pinch runners. Antelopes can run 60 miles an hour. If baseball is to become America&#8217;s national pastime again, why not let the deer and the antelope really play!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/blockads.fivefilters.org\/\">Let&#8217;s block ads!<\/a><\/strong> <a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/blockads.fivefilters.org\/acceptable.html\">(Why?)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Source:: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2019\/03\/23\/706067052\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=sports\" class=\"colorbox\" title=\"Opinion: How America&#039;s Pastime Became So Slow\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2019\/03\/23\/706067052\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=sports<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ftpimagefix\" style=\"float:left\"><a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2019\/03\/23\/706067052\/opinion-how-americas-pastime-became-so-slow?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=sports\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2019\/03\/22\/ap_19078817211741_wide-df575798e709adbd2e762b54a5cf1d72cacf3fd7-s1100-c15.jpg\" alt><\/p>\n<div>\n            <a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2019\/03\/22\/ap_19078817211741_wide-df575798e709adbd2e762b54a5cf1d72cacf3fd7-s1200.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n            <a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2019\/03\/22\/ap_19078817211741_wide-df575798e709adbd2e762b54a5cf1d72cacf3fd7-s1200.jpg\">Enlarge this image<\/a>\n        <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>\n                Chicago Cubs&#8217; Kris Bryant, right, is hit by a pitch as Seattle Mariners catcher Austin Nola looks on at a spring training baseball game on Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>                <b><\/p>\n<p>                    Elaine Thompson\/AP<\/p>\n<p>                <\/b><br \/>\n                <b><b>hide caption<\/b><\/b>\n            <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>            <b><b>toggle caption<\/b><\/b>\n    <\/div>\n<p>    <span><\/p>\n<p>        Elaine Thompson\/AP<\/p>\n<p>    <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And amidst all this urgent news, the 2019 Major League Baseball season also began this week. Organized baseball worries that the game once considered America&#8217;s pastime has become slooowww, old, and tedious.<\/p>\n<p>In 1948 \u2014 when Joe DiMaggio, Ted Williams and Jackie Robinson were on the field \u2014 an average 9-inning game lasted 2 hours and 15 minutes. Today, it takes more than 3 hours. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just more commercials and on-field promotions. It&#8217;s increased analytics. The data that tell managers a certain player might stand a .001 percentage better chance of getting a hit off a certain pitcher, or the reverse, causes managers to stop the game, go to the mound, pull pitchers, pinch-hit for batters, and move players around like Legos.<\/p>\n<p>A 12-year-old who starts to watch a game at 7:10 on a school night might grow a beard before the game is over. Games seem to last longer than the Mueller investigation. The average age of a Major League Baseball television fan has become as old as George Clooney.<\/p>\n<p>And analytics may have made the game more tame. Fewer players try to steal bases these days. It&#8217;s a high-risk play, with a low success rate, in an era when players are paid more just to stand and clobber the ball.<\/p>\n<aside>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>This season, Major League Baseball will reduce the time between innings from two minutes and five seconds to &#8230; two minutes. This will trim 40 seconds off a 3-hour game, which is like boasting that a new production of Wagner&#8217;s <em>Ring Cycle<\/em> is just 14 hours and 58 minutes, instead of 15 hours long. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to offer a few more proposals to speed and enliven the game many of us love, often because of its unhurried pace and multifarious strategies:<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t bother with actual pitches and hits. They take time and are hard to predict. Have the pitcher point to his stats on a screen, the batter point to his, then each touch a button on a home screen and have algorithms flash the results. Single! Walk! It&#8217;s outta here! <\/p>\n<p>Bury gold bricks under each base. Incentivize the play! A potential payoff might encourage more base stealing. <\/p>\n<p>Make managers remove one item of clothing each time the opposing team scores a run. That&#8217;ll keep managers in the dugout. <\/p>\n<p>And to really speed up the game, put in antelopes as pinch runners. Antelopes can run 60 miles an hour. If baseball is to become America&#8217;s national pastime again, why not let the deer and the antelope really play!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/blockads.fivefilters.org\/\">Let&#8217;s block ads!<\/a><\/strong> <a class=\"colorbox\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/blockads.fivefilters.org\/acceptable.html\">(Why?)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[221],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}