{"id":23923,"date":"2020-12-21T22:18:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T22:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/p\/a-recipe-for-porridge-to-appease-vengeful-house-elves#id28691"},"modified":"2020-12-21T22:18:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T22:18:00","slug":"a-recipe-for-porridge-to-appease-vengeful-house-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/a-recipe-for-porridge-to-appease-vengeful-house-elves\/","title":{"rendered":"A recipe for porridge to appease vengeful house elves."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>In one story, a milkmaid decides to play a trick on her farm&rsquo;s nisse, hiding the butter beneath the porridge. Seeing his offering ungarnished, the nisse flies into a rage and kills the family&rsquo;s cow. When he finishes his meal and realizes his mistake, he &ldquo;solves&rdquo; the problem by stealing a neighbor&rsquo;s cow and delivering it to his family&rsquo;s farm.<\/p>\n<p>        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.atlasobscura.com\/articles\/what-is-risengrod\">&#x021A9;&#xFE0E; Atlas Obscura<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/themorningnews.org\/p\/a-recipe-for-porridge-to-appease-vengeful-house-elves\">View Post &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>        In one story, a milkmaid decides to play a trick on her farm&rsquo;s nisse, hiding the butter beneath the porridge. Seeing his offering ungarnished, the nisse flies into a rage and kills the family&rsquo;s cow. When he fi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23924,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23923\/revisions\/23924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}