{"id":31918,"date":"2022-11-08T20:29:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-08T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/p\/the-best-first-paragraph-weve-read-in-a-while-from-article-about-bacteria#id32412"},"modified":"2022-11-08T20:29:00","modified_gmt":"2022-11-08T20:29:00","slug":"the-best-first-paragraph-weve-read-in-a-while-is-from-an-article-about-bacteria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/the-best-first-paragraph-weve-read-in-a-while-is-from-an-article-about-bacteria\/","title":{"rendered":"The best first paragraph we\u2019ve read in a while is from an article about bacteria."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Glued to the inside of your mouth this very moment (there&#39;s a 50% chance) may be plump bacter&shy;ial caterpillars. They cling to your cheek with paired little holdfasts, like the feet of a tomato horn&shy;worm resolutely clasping its stem. <\/p>\n<p>        <a href=\"https:\/\/schaechter.asmblog.org\/schaechter\/2022\/11\/the-very-bacterial-caterpillar.html\">&#x021A9;&#xFE0E; Small Things Considered<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/themorningnews.org\/p\/the-best-first-paragraph-weve-read-in-a-while-from-article-about-bacteria\">View Post &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Glued to the inside of your mouth this very moment (there&#8217;s a 50% chance) may be plump bacter\u00adial caterpillars. They cling to your cheek with paired little holdfasts, like the feet of a tomato horn\u00adworm resolutely clasping its stem. <\/p>\n<p>        <a href=\"https:\/\/schaechter.asmblog.org\/schaechter\/2022\/11\/the-very-bacterial-caterpillar.html\">?? Small Things Considered<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/themorningnews.org\/p\/the-best-first-paragraph-weve-read-in-a-while-from-article-about-bacteria\">View Post ?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31919,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31918\/revisions\/31919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}