{"id":33568,"date":"2024-10-24T13:25:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T13:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/p\/thursday-headlines-house-of-the-rising-pun#id33268"},"modified":"2024-10-24T13:25:00","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T13:25:00","slug":"thursday-headlines-house-of-the-rising-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/associatednews.us\/content\/thursday-headlines-house-of-the-rising-pun\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday headlines: House of the rising pun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Israel has damaged more buildings in two weeks than in a year of fighting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/articles\/cvgx3zjvjg3o\">with Hezbollah.<\/a><span style=\"color:#A9A9A9\"> \/ BBC News<\/span><\/p>\n<p>A brief history of Hezbollah, Israel, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/israel\/379168\/hezbollah-israel-lebanon-palestine-hamas-gaza-history-beirut\">and Lebanon.<\/a><span style=\"color:#A9A9A9\"> \/ Vox<\/span><\/p>\n<p>China cracks down on &#8220;uncivilized&#8221; puns that people use to get around <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2024\/oct\/23\/china-meme-online-pun-crackdown-rules\">censorship controls.<\/a><span style=\"color:#A9A9A9\"> \/ The Guardian<\/span><\/p>\n<p>One of the foremost American experts on fascism comes around to applying &#8220;this most toxic of labels&#8221; 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